When I was zero I was born in a car and I was driving like a babydriver. the cops were on me so I went left, right, left, right and after doing that I lost the cops.

When I was one I went on vacation to the Philippines and I went into a cave. Inside the cave I saw an incredibly big dragon. the dragon had two heads and she was watching  over her dragon eggs.

When I was two I went on a boat trip of 100 days on the yacht of Steve Jobs. on the yacht was a big swimming pool an many activities to do.

When I was thrsee I went to Australia and I jumped off a hundred meters high rock

When I was four I went to a special international school in Paris. In one year I worked very hard but in one year I learned ten languages. now I forgot it because I had a bike accident.

When I was five I had two birds, two rabbits, two chinchillas two hamsters, many fishes and a snake. now I only have a dog.

When I was six I found a lottery ticket on the street and I won $10.000.000.

When I was seven